someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
Also, feel free to let me know what you think about my poem/song…
I’m really trying to get better as a songwriter, albeit how shitty it is. lol
I firmly believe I can tell a lot about a person by the type of tumblr they possess.
I see you wear your heart on your sleeve,
I’ll try not to tear it,
the way it seams,
I like the way you wear it.
And by the time I get your shirt off,
You’ll have the mask off,
It’s okay to be vulnerable,
To take your skirt off.
Life can be pretty scary,
tainting your white skirt,
but please don’t believe
you can’t clean up.
Clothes getting wet,
But they’ll dry off,
it’s you, I’m interested in,
it’s you, I want your clothes off.
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
- me: damn i need to save my money
- me: *spends $200 in a week*